Imagination Stage’s “James and the Giant Peach” Review

This spring has been ridiculously busy. We are regulars on the DC theater scene for kids and I’ve regretted not making it yet to a few new plays so far this season. So it was with great excitement that we headed to Imagination Stage’s “James and the Giant Peach” on Saturday for the late afternoon performance.

First – some housekeeping.  I find that even though Imagination Stage will indicate their shows are appropriate for ages 4 and up, this doesn’t work for my 4-year-old because their performances are long. Now don’t get me wrong; their performances are wonderful and creative but speaking only for my 4-year-old – anything with an intermission, that isn’t a Disney performance including fireworks and 6 foot tall characters – just isn’t going to fly. And Imagination Stage performances always seem to have an intermission, making the production at least 90 minutes long – therefore too long for my youngest. I’ve learned this the hard way, unfortunately. So on Saturday, we invited a neighbor friend who is in Kindergarten and his mom to be our guests. Off we went, two moms, a first grader and a kindergartener. I wasn’t sure what to expect because my first grader is still a little young for a Roald Dahl story, so she wasn’t familiar with the dark humor and unusual twists common with Dahl. Watching her expressions from the onset of the show, I quickly surmised it wouldn’t be a problem whatsoever.

Photo Credit: The Company of James and the Giant Peach at Imagination Stage. L to R: Megan Graves as the Mayor’s wife, Phillip Reid as Earthworm, Eric Messner as Centipede, Lauren Du Pree as Miss Spider, Sean Silvia as James, Leigh Jameson as Ladybug, Matthew Schleigh as Grasshopper, and Joe Brack as the Director.

One thing I like about Imagination Stage is they are consistent and loyal to their brand. Their stage sets are rarely extremely elaborate but the quality of the cast and the story line is so strong that the children do use their imaginations and get lost in the story. It always leaves me wondering if really elaborately built out stages are for the adults – I, for one, am a sucker for them – but perhaps it isn’t always necessary? Especially when kids are involved? And of course, this is certainly true for “James and the Giant Peach” or as my friend Leticia, of Tech Savvy Mama, and I joked during Intermission, Austin Powers meets boy-wonder James, in a Peach.

About the hard to miss Austin Powers theme, Janet Stanford directed the production and she framed the story to be set on a film in the 1960s in England. Here’s where you enter the cast of characters supporting James on his epic journey in a peach: the grasshopper, the centipede, the earth worm, the spider and the ladybug. The grasshopper, in particular, in his rockin’ green pants and vest, really channeled his inner-Austin Powers. Second to the grasshopper was one of my favs, the centipede, with his arms of black leather boots, and total Austin Powers hair. I actually really enjoyed this period twist to the show.

Photo Credit: James (Sean Silvia – center) is bossed around by his mean aunts (L to R – Phillip Reid and Joe Brack) in James and the Giant Peach at Imagination Stage.

James is performed by the only child actor in the production, Ian Berlin, and he is exceptionally talented. For those unfamiliar with the story, James’ life takes a dreadful turn due to the unlikely death of his parents by rhinoceros while shopping in London one day. He ends up living with his two Aunts, Aunt Spiker and Aunt Sponge, who, stealing from the British Pantomime, are hilariously performed by two men. Noteworthy, my daughter didn’t realize the Aunts were men, so if you go, ask your kids later if they thought the Aunts were men or women, you might be surprised by their answer.

After a few years of living like Cinderella, waiting on his cruel and unloving Aunts, James crosses path one evening with a troll/witch who offers him magic beans in the form of crocodile tongues. The troll warns him that if he drops or loses them, the magic will spread where it falls, and sure enough, like any young child, he trips and spills the contents of the bag. And so begins his journey. Suddenly, a once dead tree sprouts a peach, a peach that grows an unlikely size, along with the insects who were right there where the magic spilled, and before you know it, the group is off on an adventure, bobbing in the Atlantic, headed towards the U.S.

Imagination Stage deftly incorporates puppetry and multi-media into this performance. There are seagull puppets who James cleverly determines can be tied to the peach and fly the peach across the ocean. There is an octopus puppet who makes an appearance during a James Bond like scene when James dives into the ocean to save his friend, the centipede. And there is use of a large screen to visualize the ocean, the dreaded rhino, among other uses.

Again, Dahl excels at imaginative story-telling and Imagination Stage’s production serves the Dahl mission very well. The story is creative, fun, exciting and funny. Fun fact time: If you’re anything like me, you’ll find yourself wondering just how many seagulls it would take to fly a giant peach across the Atlantic. Dahl’s story indicates it takes 501 birds but according to the clever work of physics students in Leicester University in England, it would take 2,425,907 seagulls. Another fun fact to share with your kids after they see the show….and after you find out if they realized the Aunts were really hairy men.

Catch James and the Giant Peach before it ends on May 26. I would highly recommend it for anyone in Kindergarten or older. I’d tread carefully for the younger ones. Tickets range from $12-$25 and can be purchased online. There is a sensory-friendly performance on May 12.

Disclosure: Imagination Stage gifted the tickets to me but my opinions here are all my own.

 

 

Planning for Walt Disney World: WM Reader Tips

Last month I posted a plea for some tips on how to plan for a trip to Walt Disney World. The last time I was there was 1986 and my friend wore her headgear the entire time (something my sister and I still haven’t let her live down). Things have changed a bit since the mid-80s.

I knew I’d get some good tidbits but I never expected the extent of it….which is silly because of course WM readers are fabulous and savvy and strategic…and pretty, of course. So, naturally, I need to share everything here because there’s no way I’m the only one planning a trip – if not this year – then at some point in the future. Also, as luck would have it, instead of going to Disney in November as we were originally planning, I was invited to attend the Disney Social Media Moms Conference in May – so I’ll have some of my own tips for you after that amazing experience.

Gearing up to meet them in Magic Kingdom

And so, without further delay, I offer you the wisdom, tips and insights from the WM Community – get great tips on buying Disney clothes in advance, where to stay, whether or not to buy the Disney Meal Plans, which meals to reserve in advance and more:

  •  Just went in January. No lines! My kids are 3 & 5. Stayed at the new art of animation – SO fun! If staying on site plan a day at your hotel; we didn’t but wish we did.
  • Purchase or get from the library “Walt Disney World with Kids” by Kim Wright Wiley. Invaluable – lists rides by age.
  • Pre-purchase Disney clothing on sale online to take with us and saved a ton of $ by not buying in parks.
  • Make dinner reservations early! We did do the dining plan and found it to be a good deal if you can get reservations for character meals. We also buy Disney souvenirs (light up toys) at Disney outlet at Potomac Mills before we go.
  • Chef mickeys was fun but food was so-so. Animal kingdom breakfast was fantastic and, if you book it right, gets you into the park before it opens. Winnie the Pooh lunch at crystal palace also had great food.
  • I would definitely order some “411 Wristbands” from Mabel’s Labels for piece of mind.
  • The most amazing resource…she planned our entire trip n/c and it was not only flawless but truly magical for our 4 boys!
  • Younger kids LOVE Magic Kingdom. Epcot for older crowd. Animal Kingdom animal safari very cool as are shows…save for low-key day. Eat huge bfast before u head out, u all will last longer before stopping to eat. Bring water bottles and snacks bc u walk your bum off.my 6yo HAD to get pic taken w all Disney character which took 3million yrs of waiting but their little autograph/memory book is worth it. Light show/fireworks at Magic Kingdom run late so bring blankets that night and camp out. Bring sweatshirt…gets cold after sun goes down. I hated it but my husband and kids could’ve done tea cups all four days.
  • Oh, FastPass is worth it too. Scope out rides/shows you really want before hand and work around them. FastPass allows u to purchase tickets early and come back later without standing in line.
  • There is an app for wait times. When I went two years ago I had to pay for the app but looks like they have free ones. It was very helpful in trying to map out the day. Buy your tickets ahead of time! We spent over 30 minutes in line to just buy the tickets.
  • Make most of your meal reservations ahead and stay on property, so much easier.
  • Park times vary by date so be sure to look at that first. We spent about 6 hours at AK and saw everything we wanted to. Kids were happy to go back to the hotel pool by then. But it was January so it doesn’t factor in wait times for rides since there weren’t any. I know some weeks in November can be slow as well. Perhaps you’ve already researched some of these sites that rank busiest times by week?
  • Pack snacks to eat in line while you wait. Best to never get hungry.
  • The apps are key they tell you all of the wait times etc! Animal kingdom was amazing also and they have beer! Tell them it is you first time there and or you are celebrating a birthday and you get a special button.
  • Get there early, take lots of food and keep feeding the kids. Head for the sit-down shows to take a break.
  • One more tip that I found in the Disney with Kids book I recommended on your Facebook post. About 15 minutes before park opening at the Magic Kingdom the train comes in with the characters. The mayor welcomes everyone to the park, and performers do a very cute welcome song and dance. Then they open the park gates. The store keepers all wear Mickey Mouse gloves and stand outside their shops waving as you enter the park while Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah plays over the speaker system. Really worth the effort to see! Leave extra time because you have to walk from the bus drop off point and then get through the turnstiles and bag check.
  • You asked today about Disney!  What a great place!  I’ve attached my TripAdvisor review from a trip in Oct….quick recommendations:
    (1). If you or anyone in your party has food allergies or sensitivities, Disney is amazing!  I’d be happy to offer any suggestions on that topic if food allergies are a concern.
    (2). We got the “whole hog” dining plan (my name for it, not Disney’s!).  What this means is we got breakfast, lunch and dinner on the dining plan instead of the standard one meal covered, with a quick service that most Disney travelers take advantage of….I’d highly recommend going the extra mile and getting the better dining plan.  You’ll spend a LOT less out of pocket, you can easily eat at places like Cinderella’s Royal Table (which takes 2 dining credits) without concern and even go to some really swank dining places that take 2 credits without sweating your credit balance.  I am all about pinching pennies when you can (we stayed at the Pop Century), but I hate lining up for fried food in the heat when I have to pee and haven’t washed my hands.  With dining credits, you can sit down at the meal, if you want, you can wash your hands, you can order dessert and not feel bad because you will have the credits and you will be walking ALL DAY and you will be tired and hungry!  You can also use dining credits in unlikely places, like nearly every bakery/restaurant at Downtown Disney!  We used the few extra snack credits we had left to buy cute wrapped Disney candies and cookies for friends back home.
    (3). Stay on property!!!!  This is a strong recommendation since you will be able to take advantage of Disney transportation everywhere you turn and they provide such great service!  You cannot use the dining plan if you stay off property.
    (4). Schedule every meal….I know this sounds crazy, but I think you know this since you mentioned the 180 days.  I recommend Crystal Plaza for Magic Kingdom, Akershus at Epcot for getting your Norwegian cuisine fix on (and it is really good and sooo fun for the kids!!), Sanaa and any dining at Animal Kingdom Lodge (little known secret, you do not have to be staying at Animal Kingdom Lodge to eat at AKL) — you can eat close enough to touch a a zebra with your fork without the crowds, heat and walking of Animal Kingdom Lodge if you eat at Sanaa.  Sanaa even has cultural representatives from regions in Africa and some of the best food we’d all ever eaten!!
    For Animal Kingdom, we liked Yak and Yeti, dining options are a little limited at Animal Kingdom.
    (5). Not sure your daughter’s ages, but I definitely recommend the Bibbibi Bobbidi Boutique for a great experience getting dolled up like a princess.  The Disney Store at Tyson’s helped me pick out a dress so we’d be ready…the princess dress prices at Bippity are much higher.

A HUGE thank you to everyone who took the time to share their favorite tips – I am certain I’m not the only one who appreciates it. I already sent one email I received from a reader to a friend and her response was “Wow, she planned my whole trip for me.” Obviously, if you have any more tips, please feel free to post them here or on the WM FB page! Most of these were previously posted on the WM FB page, which you should totally like if you haven’t already. I will be tweeting from Disney World during the Social Media Moms Conference in early May and will definitely write up a whole post about our trip and my own tips once we’re back!

Like a Personal Trainer, for Your Life

I am excited to be kicking off the week and the new month with a fantastic guest post from a reader, Robin Leon. I fell in love with her post immediately and think that once you read her piece, you’ll join me in wishing Robin had a blog of her own so we could keep up with her. (Hint hint, Robin!). Until then, however, hopefully she’ll contribute more here to WM. Her piece made me laugh out loud and I connected with her immediately because of her honesty (anyone who compares themselves to looking like a “bedraggled hobbit” is someone I immediately like). So read on for a great Tuesday morning read – and thank you Robin! If you’d like to contribute here, please do, just email me your piece at wiredmomma@me.com

With that, I turn it over to Robin

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 Stay at Home Mom confession:

Every day, I question whether I would be happier working a 9 to 5. Actually, this is DC, so let’s be real, a 7 to 7. This isn’t exactly a deep dark secret – the very heart of the “mommy wars” is a population of women who aren’t positive they’re making the right decisions, the right choices. Every. Single. Minute.

So sometimes I dream, hell, fantasize about going back to work. Most of these fantasies involve drinking coffee ALONE, in a very posh office, wearing an immaculately tailored wardrobe straight off of Robin Wright in House of Cards (I couldn’t pull off her hair, my hairstylist assures me – something about bone structure). That’s what it’s like in the office, right ladies? Working moms, back me up – lattes and leisurely email reading, right? Lie to me! Never mind the fact that when I was working a “real” job pre-baby, I was overwhelmed to the point of stress dreams and often contemplated faking my own death (first, obtain fake passport on Ebay . . .).

My working mom friends tell me they do exactly the same thing, in reverse – dreams of peaceful strolls in the park, hand in tiny hand, games of catch with a giggling toddler and epic nap times spent catching up on episodes of Scandal. Sorry ladies, try potty training battles, non-stop clean up, and a clerk at CVS who notes helpfully, “He sure can scream loud.”, but I’m sure you could burst my coffee and power suit bubble, so let’s all just be cool.

Being a stay at home mom has piles of perks, but a gigantic paycheck generally isn’t one of them, which is why my next Stay at Home Mom confession is a doozy:

I hired a life coach.

Yes friends, I hired someone to help me get my act together – someone who will help me figure out how to hide the significant gap in employment history (apparently, “made a person” is not appropriate resume-speak) and nudge me back into the workforce, while keeping “real life” priorities in check.

My grandmother passed away last year and was generous enough to leave me a small sum in her will. I was touched, thrilled, and then immediately torn. Spend? Save? Invest? I’m hoping my life coach is a little bit of each.

It’s bit embarrassing to admit – this new relationship. I’m not sure what kind of people I thought hired life coaches – fancy people? People on the fast track? People who are deeply confused and (gulp), in over their heads?

The first time I got busted by a mommy friend (MF) was at preschool drop-off:

Robin should know she’s not alone in looking like a bedraggled hobbit during preschool drop off. I am pretty sure this is my reflection on my days. Photo Credit: Warner Bros.

MF: “You look nice!” (I had brushed my hair and put on lip gloss. Note to self – stop leaving the house looking like bedraggled hobbit).

“Any special plans for the morning?”

ME: “Umm . . . I have a meeting. With an, umm . . . .with a career counselor.”

(Why on earth I thought “career counselor” sounded loads cooler than “life coach” is a question for the ages).

MF: “You mean, like a life coach?”

ME: (looking down in shame, kicking non-existent dirt with my shoe) “Uh, kinda.”

MF: That’s so cool. I’ve always wanted to work with a life coach. Do you like the person you’re working with?

That’s the  funny thing, the more I opened up to friends about my “new hire,” the more people told me they had worked with one, thought about working with one, or were intrigued by the process.

One wildly successful friend (seriously, the woman probably started a non-profit and invented a better mousetrap before I had breakfast this morning) was intrigued by the whole concept and compared it to a personal trainer for your life. That sounds about right. Of course you know you should be doing squats, lunges and cardio, but when you’re paying someone else to set up a workout plan and hold you accountable, you can bet your weight belt, you’ll work harder to make sure it gets done.

And so it is with the life coach. Of course I know I should be networking, keeping my resume current, and developing my “brand.” Ok, that last one was news, but generally I know what I’m supposed to be doing when it comes to the slow march back into the workforce. Paying someone good money to keep me on track however, has forced me to stay on target and stop procrastinating  – the career equivalent of walking slowly on the treadmill while flipping through gossip magazines.

The experience itself has been great. My life coach asked me a ton of questions, helped me prioritize my work and life goals, and holds me accountable on the short term to-dos (final confession: I really like having “homework” – nerd). I feel good about my prospects, and I couldn’t have done it without my coach.

Now, if I could just find time to get to the gym.

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Thank you so much Robin! Share here what you think of her piece of post a comment on the WM Facebook page..and of course, if you haven’t yet done some, please “Like” the WM FB page….and send me your guest post!!! (if you are selling something then i’m not interested, FYI).

Spring Break Marches On…..What To Do?

Here we are on day 3 of Spring Break and as I started poking around online, looking for some options for something fun today, I started to consider if I should take the girls to Butler’s Orchard for Bunnyland this year. I am not sure if we went last year. Then I did a quick search on my own blog (how strange is that? To search yourself for a post to remember if you want to go do something?) and I stumbled upon the below blog post from April 15, 2009. At that point, I was about two weeks into my new career of not working full-time, I had a 3 year old and a 5 month old. Not sure I will be hitting Bunnyland this year after the below reminder…heh heh.  In the meantime, KidFriendlyDC put together a pretty great list of spring break ideas.

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Seriously, who leaves a place called “Bunnyland” super pissed off, I wondered to myself on Monday as we headed back to the car.

As we headed into week two of spring break (umm….I am not on board with breaks from school, FYI), me and the girls packed into the car for another trip to a farm…on yet another cold and almost rainy spring day (umm…where the f is spring this year?). This time we were headed to “Bunnyland” – hog heaven for three year olds…..open fields with bunnies, spring chicks, lambs, moonbounces, big slides, an easter egg hunt, hay rides. Seriously – what could be stressful about that trip?

And this time I loaded DD2 into the Bjorn, instead of the stroller, figuring though my back would be crying “Mercy”, it still would be easier than the stroller because DD1 wouldn’t need a ride on this trip. I hadn’t considered how difficult it is to get shoes back on a wriggly squirmy three year old after a trip in the Moonbounce, with a 15 pound baby strapped to my chest, when making this executive decision.

I also never considered lazy as hell mothers and obnoxious pre-teens when venturing out to Bunnyland.

And so began my journey to the point of rage in this otherwise innocent, spring-time outing. So let’s get to it. Will I become one of these worthless parents, I wondered, after more time at home?

Why do parents bring their children to public places to then not pay attention to them? Why was I helping some 2-year old down the slide while her mom talked on her cell phone, not paying attention? I could have swiped the kid. Get off your f’ing phone, I wanted to shout to her.  I’ve got my own kids to pay attention to.

And then there was the tricycles. Umm…get your f’ing kid off the tricycle when there is a line of other toddlers waiting patiently (which in itself is shocking) and your kid has ridden around and around and around for 15 minutes. Saying outloud each time he passes “ok johnny, this is your last time, we need to share” – doesn’t actually get him off the bike. And guess what, we all know it’s easier to let them keep riding because then you stand there and gossip with your friend instead of dealing with the inevitable tantrum – but I don’t give a shit. Get your kid off the tricycle. We eventually had to abandon the tricycles without riding as I said very loudly “It’s nice that you waited in line for SO LONG while the other kids didn’t SHARE” as I glared at the lazy as hell moms and continued to the fateful egg hunt. Next time, I’ll handle it much less passive aggressively, trust me.

Ahh…the egg hunt…where I ripped into some aggressive 12 year old pre-teen who pummeled my kid to rip an egg out of her hands.

“DO NOT trample toddlers for eggs. Where are your manners. Go find another egg and leave the little kids alone.”

I shouted to her – in a fit of rage in bunnyland.

Why was I playing offense and defense in bunnyland? What the hell? What was sweet and innocent about this trip?

Fortunately, DD1 had a great time in Bunnyland and was pretty oblivious to all the other chaos happening around her. Meanwhile, I could feel my blood pressure rising. I swear, having two kids has made me even less judgmental of other parents because now I am barely faking it until I make it – but lazy parents who stand around and aren’t courteous to other kids and don’t even pay attention to their own brats really PISS me off. If I reach the point of so zoned out in mommyland that I become this way, well then, that’s the first sign that it’s time for me to go back to work.