Category Archives: Holidays

Take the candy out of your mouth…..

And put it away.

If you are anything like moi, and apparently 90% of us do this, we eat our kids Halloween candy. Who are the 10% who claim they don’t do this? They annoy me. And are probably lying.

On top of eating our kids candy, odds are many of you have a kid who can’t handle the sugar rush. I  know I do. I DREAD Halloween and the candy overload. I still haven’t purchased any Halloween candy because I cannot control myself. I will tell myself it’s just for the kids. And I’ll hide it so my husband can’t pig out. But then I hear it, the candy calls to me, its voice grows louder and louder the longer it sits behind a closed closet door, hidden under some other mess, mocking me, reminding me of its contents and how good it tastes going down.  Some of the candy shouts louder than others, beckoning me to just try a small taste. And god forbid I have the slightest will power. Because I don’t.

“I’ll just take one to satiate my chocolate craving,” I tell myself. “I deserve it after the (insert anything here) these kids have done to me today,” I reason. Doesn’t that sound so convincing?

I am a liar. Who do I think I am kidding when I say I will stop after one. And if you do that, just stop reading my blog. We don’t have anything in common…

After 5 or 6 I wonder if I have a problem. I particularly love a good Almond Joy. That mix of chocolate and coconut. Mmmm….mmm……

The year I was 36 weeks pregnant with our second, I bought only pretzels and play-doh to avoid the unnecessary calories on the body that already tipped too high of a number of the scales and my husband said “Our house is going to get egged for this.”

I wondered if he was right.

So this year I will wait until this weekend to purchase my candy but in anticipation of what a huge pig I am, I will buy way more than we need. Let’s be honest, on All Hallows Eve, after the cherubs are nestled into their beds, I will ransack their goodie bags for my A list candy. When that pig fest is over, I will feel bad about myself and again wonder why I can’t just stop after one. But this year it WILL be different. I will take back the night because on November 1st, you know where all our candy is going? It’s going to Treats 4 Our Troops.

They need the treats way more than any of us!

Have you heard of this wonderful organization, founded by local Arlington mom of 4, Yael Israel Roggen? I was lucky enough to interview Yael earlier this week and learn more about T4OT, the non-profit she founded four years ago based on her own great idea. Yael had a friend who was deployed and used to send him care packages every month. Four years ago she decided to send him her extra Halloween candy. The year after that, more troops asked her for candy and she started volunteering with the Yellow Ribbon Fund at Walter Reed. She decided to put an email out to her preschool listserv and ended up with 300 pounds of candy to send to the troops. Clearly a brilliant idea was born. Yael said that she realized there as a need to fill here, donating candy to T4OT is a chance for members of a community to take what they already have – there is no reason to buy more – and send it to our troops.  In 2009, she collected 3,000 pounds of candy and last year, 5,000 pounds. It has spread to a nationwide effort and now takes her an entire year to have all the candy sent overseas to our troops.  Her non-profit has grown so much that Girl Scout Troops participate in packing efforts, schools in San Diego have hosted a packing effort, and locally the Corporate Executive Board has become the organization’s “Guardian Angel,” not only packaging candy but also paying for its shipment.

It’s shipping the candy overseas that is easy to forget, once we donate it to her; it still has to get to the troops and she is asking us not to open our pocket books to purchase candy, but if you want to open your wallets, to donate  money for shipment.

On top of this being a great teaching moment for our kids, Yael is encouraging people to get involved on Veteran’s Day, send letters to the troops, or

This pic says it all!

 participate in a packing event. The best place for information on how to get involved is on the T4oT Facebook page. Yael said that not only are many local schools, businesses and organizations getting involved, but so too are military families participating in collecting candy and writing letters to the troops. She noted that it’s really wonderful to see it coming full circle. I know I couldn’t agree more.

No matter if you live in DC, VA or MD, you can save your calories and donate to the troops very easily. Yael emailed this list of locations accepting candy donations for T4OT:

Patriot Harley Davidson Fairfax
Yellow Ribbon Fund Bethesda
Corporate Executive Board Rosslyn
Westover Market Arlington
Covet Arlington
The Habitat for Humanity ReStore Chantilly
Falls Church Properties Falls Church
ReMax Results Frederick
Tradition Homes McLean

There you have it – a fabulous way to give to our troops and keep your svelte figure at the same time. Yael is encouraging people to keep up with her Facebook page for new information because she has more time to update that than her web site -which is completely understandable. I hope you’ll join me in donating or contact Yael to set up a donation location as well. The more the merrier in this great cause..so please…spread the word…your super sexy body thanks you, and more importantly, so do the troops.

For more tips on keeping your figure svelte, or really just anything else I feel like blabbing about, be sure to “Like” the Wired Momma Facebook page….we have fun there…not just here…

Oh…the weather outside is frightful…

Actually, the weather is awesome. But my motto is, if it’s chilly enough to wear boots or a cardigan, then it’s not too soon to start talking and thinking about the holiday season. And as my avid fans know, I love presents and I love paper and I love cards.  In fact, I delight in spending time browsing card stores and purchasing wrapping papers for occasions that have not yet – and possibly might not ever – happen.  I am in my happy place when surrounded by these items…or shopping for them online…like I will be doing for much of today when I peruse today’s amazing PlumDistrict deal featuring the beautiful papers and accessories designed by Erin Condren.

C’est vrai. And I am not ashamed to start talking about holiday-related things in October, though I was seriously irritated to see Christmas decorations in Target back in September when the humidity was thick and relentless.

beautiful things...fabulous colors...

So back to Kwanza-Christ-ma-Kuh…no matter what it is you celebrate in December, odds are you celebrate SOMETHING….and along with holiday cheer, beautifully wrapped gifts and fabulous holiday outfits come cards…and gift labels…and adorable return address labels that match the theme of the card inside that pearly envelope.

Given that the season of giving is coming at us at warp speed, today’s post is extra fun because I have a gift for you, my dear readers and hardcore fans, even for my enemies, so long as you love paper and pretty things. My gift today will make you feel warm and fuzzy – like that champagne you’ll enjoy in your super fab fashion-forward holiday outfit, at that adults-only party you’ll be heading off too.  Frankly, I ask you this, shouldn’t our holiday card be as fabulous and elegant as our holiday outfits? I think so. Shouldn’t the return address label be as snazzy and eye-catching as the card you spent so much time working on?  Not to mention the blood, sweat and tears that went into forcing the perfect family picture for the holiday card? Truthfully, I could easily argue that the return address label sets the tone for the interior contents of said card….wouldn’t Martha Stewart agree?

Aren’t we lucky, then, to have the beautiful creations of Erin Condren at our disposal and to have PlumDistrict DC here to make her prices even more accessible? Earlier this summer, I purchased my first items from Erin Condren through Plum District and I LOVE them. I went with a round return address label and stickers for birthday presents. The items are colorful, bright and stylish. I didn’t stop there, however. My little sister just celebrated her first wedding anniversary…true…my favorite themed one because of PAPER…so what did I do? I logged onto Erin Condren’s site and swooped up some fabulous return address labels stylishly suited for a hip, young married couple living in Brooklyn and threw in some labels for her photography business. Let’s not kid ourselves, anniversary gifts are really just for the wife, and I knew these items would make her as happy as they make moi.

So imagine my delight in bringing this news to you today: today’s amazing deal with Plum District features Erin Condren – spend $25 to get $50 worth of goodies on the Erin Condren site. But wait…wait..there’s more. On top of the amazing deal, exclusive just to my fans and frenemies, I can offer you an extra $8 off code – but this code is good only for the early birds – so don’t hesitate – purchase your deal now so that you don’t miss this extra discount. You have to be among the first 100 special paper lovers to score this extra discount. To redeem the extra $8 off, enter WIRED into the promo code section of Plum’s site – and this code can only be used once per person. Spending $17 to get $50 worth of beautiful products is seriously a steal. Just think, the more you save now, the more you can spend on yourself when holiday shopping, assuming you also ascribe to the “one for you, three for me”  philosophy…

Currently, I am coveting these Christmas card labels, and I could basically pick at least 5 of these gift labels (seriously, the bells will be ringing one? adorable) or these note pads for Grandma with pictures of her sweet grandkids on them or these customized iPhone cases make for a great holiday gift (hint hint),  and then this customized teacher lesson planner for a holiday teacher gift? Should I keep going? Because I could. Probably all day long.

If you are a paper lover, if you love a deal, if you want to get a jump-start on what is a totally chaotic time of year – then today’s deal – with the extra $8 savings – is a great way to kick-off the week, right? I thought so.

Happy Shopping friends….and don’t forget.. feel free to “Like” the Wired Momma Facebook page to keep up with my shenanigans, my love of all things paper and really any other fun thing that could be happening.

Disclaimer: While today’s extra $8 off coupon is exclusive just to Wired Momma readers, Plum District gifted me the Erin Condren deal. Of course, I’ve also purchased items from her site with my own hard-earned cash, so if I didn’t love her stuff, you know I wouldn’t be talking about it here.

Boulevard of Broken Promises

Does this sound familiar, below the scene, act one, plays out around August 1, 2010:

“Honey, did you call your mom and talk to her about Thanksgiving?”

Honey: “I didn’t get around to it. I’ll do it later.”

Fast forward another few weeks:

“Hey, did you talk to your mother yet? An email, a phone call, courier pigeon? Smoke Signals?”

Husband “Oh, right. I forgot. I’ll do it this week.”

Fast forward to Halloween:

“DID YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER YET? THANKSGIVING IS IN THREE WEEKS. IF YOU DON’T CALL I AM GOING TO (insert any threat you can think of)

Husband “It’s still so far off. I’ll get to it, relax.”

Do you think I’m secretly live-streaming your own household conversations on the web? Right? Is this not eerily familiar? Is it me or do husbands FAIL miserably when it comes to communicating with their  mothers. Right?

Do I hear an “oh hell yes” echoing from the masses? I’m sure I do.

With all the lists of things to do that come with the holidays (and really any other time of year), let’s never forget to add “call your mother-in-law” to that list because no matter how many times you ask, how many times you plead, how many times your bark, bitch and threaten, they don’t call their mothers.

We can talk about the second shift, gripe about how much we do around the house, all the laundry, but what the professionals never add to that list is calling the in-laws. This is just more work and it inevitably falls on us. Sure, I”m sure there’s some miracle husband out there who calls his mother regularly and when August rolls around starts thinking ahead to the holidays and how family time will be split, and bites the bullet and calls his parents to discuss when the family is coming to town, directly answers any difficult questions and certainly never deflects or says “I’ll talk to Susie about it” (so then when the answer he knows is the right one comes out, Susie looks like the bad guy and not him) but I don’t know him. Do you know him? Are you  married to him? Can he start teaching lessons to my husband? I’ll pay. Whatever that amount is, I”ll pay. But only if his teachings deliver tangible results, not empty promises.

We all like to talk about how husbands taking initiative around the house is a turn-on and is better than a little robin’s egg blue box under the tree….but do you think they realize how much more this is true when it comes to clearly communicating with his own parents? For the love of GOD. And ESPECIALLY around the holidays when we have more parties, more gifts, more planning, more errands, more baking, more of EVERYTHING to do, we would really love to not have to handle managing the logistics of both sides of the family and fielding difficult questions being asked by someone else’s mom.

So honey, for Thanksgiving, for Christmas, for Hanukkah, guess what – call your MOTHER and make some plans yourself!